Student: “Do you think your hairstyle is strange?”
Me: “No. I can see several strange hairstyles in this room, but mine is not one of them. Do you think my hair is strange?”
Student: “Yes. Like a monkey.”
The same student then went on to correct my English with that old favourite of all foreign teachers: “But my teacher said….”
Oh well, I have a very fortuitous break tomorrow which involves a trip to Shidu. Of course, this will mean me spending far more time in front of a camera than should be considered healthy wearing clothes I’d rather not be wearing, but it must be done. I’ll explain that when I get back. Maybe.
Automatically deduct 30% from his grade for being a w*nker.
I was tempted….