I really don’t want to go back to NZ

Not now. I mean, my country is starting to scare me. I’m sure a large part of it is the inevitable nuttiness in the run-up to an election with a tired, old government that desperately needs to be kicked out so that party finally gets the message that it needs to clear out the deadwood and let some fresh blood- and life- back in. Yeah, and the opposition has absolutely nothing to offer. Government by an Aussie PR firm, anyone? Thought not.

And it’s annoying that despite all its faults and its ever more cack-handed, ham-fisted handling of the issues, the current Labour-led government is actually doing a lot of good for the country.

And the complete irrationality and herd-mentality of my compatriots is really disturbing. Sometimes I think what the Aussies say about us Kiwis and sheep must have some truth to it, considering how easy it is to get so many Kiwis to fall in behind any loud-mouth- even one with the charisma, personality and intelligence of dead mullet will do, so long as he shouts loud enough about the terrible state of New Zealand society.

And never mind the fact, proven numerous times in a multitude of ways, that despite the “sins” of the Labour Party, New Zealand remains one of the best places in the world to live and actually seems to have gotten still better over the last 9 years of Labour-led governments. No, never let facts get in the way of a good rant about how terrible life is.

And the sheer stupidity of ordinary Kiwis supporting the recent truckies protest! Really! Earth to the ordinary Kiwi driver: You know those truckies you normally complain about? You know, the nutjobs who make driving so dangerous? You subsidise them! Making them pay more Road User Charges is making them pick up the bill for the damage they do to the roads!

And this guy Peter Low and his Asian Anti-crime Group and his stupid, puerile threats to hire Triads as vigilantes. How ridiculous can you get? Earth to Mr Low: The police are doing their job. South Auckland’s crime rate has been going down, not up. Wellington has a higher murder rate than South Auckland. And might I politely suggest that if life in New Zealand really is so terrible and dangerous, I’m sure Singapore would be happy to welcome you home.

Alright, I haven’t set foot in New Zealand for, ummm, five and a half years? Quite a while, anyways. But everything I read suggests that life there is still pretty good, it’s one of the safest countries to be in, the air is clean, the grass is green, the water clear…. Well, New Zealand has its fair share of problems, and the environment there is not as pristine as some like to pretend, but still, it is, in fact, a safe, friendly, prosperous place to live.

So everybody, please sing along: We don’t know how lucky we are.

And in the interest of ending this rant on a positive note: There are plans to build a Chinese heritage trail in Otago.

But for the meantime, I’m going to insulate myself from all the irrational, silly nonsense in New Zealand and stay right here in Beijing.

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humanities?

What is it with this American hand-wringing over the state of the Humanities?

Whatever, this article, which would be an even better read if I wasn’t feeling so thoroughly buggered today, poses a question:

First, we should try to impart some clarity to the term “humanities.” It is astounding to discover how little attention is given to this task. More often than not, we fall back upon essentially bureaucratic definitions that reflect the ways in which the modern research university parcels out office space. The commonest definition in circulation is a long sentence from a congressional ­statute—­the National Foundation on the Arts and the Humanities Act of 1965, the legislation that established the National Endowment for the Humanities and the National Endowment for the Arts. As you might expect, this rendition is wanting in a certain grace. But here it is: “The term ‘humanities’ includes, but is not limited to, the study of the following: language, both modern and classical; linguistics; literature; history; jurisprudence; philosophy; archaeology; comparative religion; ethics; the history, criticism, and theory of the arts; those aspects of social sciences which have humanistic content and employ humanistic methods; and the study and application of the humanities to the human environment with particular attention to reflecting our diverse heritage, traditions, and history and to the relevance of the humanities to the current conditions of national life.”

In some respects, this provides a useful beginning. But doesn’t it tacitly assume that we already understand the thing being defined? Rather than answer the larger question, a long list merely evades it. One doesn’t capture the animating goals of a manufacturing firm merely by listing all of the firm’s discrete activities, from procurement of raw materials to collection of accounts receivable. The task of definition requires that some overarching purpose be taken into ­account.

Or, in other words, what are the humanities?

Well, at first glance it seems easy to answer that question: The humanities are those academic disciplines that investigate the cultural and spiritual aspects of human life. And what are those disciplines? Well, see that list.

I don’t really want to discuss the article itself, though. In my current washed-out state it was more like interesting wallpaper that had my brain wandering off on various tangents. One of those tangents was the purpose of the humanities- something that I believe the article mentioned briefly in one of its earlier paragraphs. Well, I’m not entirely convinced that a purpose for anything is necessary. Isn’t existence itself purpose enough? But this leads into “use”- “purpose” and “use” being similar but somehow not quite the same. The humanities have a much more direct application to our lives and societies than so many in our Philistine age claim, and to that end I was glad to see Aldous Huxley and his Brave New World put in an appearance at the end of that article. The thing is, plenty of authors- other than Huxley, Tolkien (am I the only one to notice the Romantic, naively Taoist pro-Nature/anti-Industry tone of the Lord of the Rings?), Orwell and Zamyatin spring to mind- have already warned us of the dangers of our modern world, and they all did that before Europe’s empires finally collapsed, and their warnings are even more urgent today than when they were first written, and yet, in our narrow-minded, short-sighted focus on our own immediate gain and our refusal to think either laterally or long-term, we are still rushing headlong into novels that were written decades ago.

Really, a little more time studying what was written and what did happen long before would do wonders for our ability to figure out what is wrong with this world and what we need to do to fix it- and fix it properly, so that our descendants will have somewhere decent to live, or simply so that we will have descendants.

But of course, in the grand scheme of things, the real purpose and use of the humanities is simply the fact that they exist.

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hot

And 新京报/The Beijing News confirms the impression I got when I stepped off the airport bus at Panjiayuan yesterday afternoon: I’d stepped into a blast furnace. Unfortunately, looking out the window it seems that yesterday’s lifting of the horrible, muggy soup of humidity that has smothered Beijing for so long was far too brief. Temperatures pushing 40 and ever-increasing humidity? I am sooooooooo looking forward to this afternoon’s walk down to the tea shop.

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T3

Roubaozi was here for a week. He had some moving-up-here stuff to do- documents, rearranging of boxes, y’know, stuff you do when you move from one Chinese city to another. I think, though, the big motivation for such a huge detour on his way home for the summer winter holiday, was respite from small-town Jiangsu and the fresh, fresh air of Beijing. Well, maybe just the respite.

Anyway, I told him, if your flight leaves from Terminal 3, I’ll come see you off from the airport.

See, there’s so much been written and said about T3, but I hadn’t seen it yet. Well, I’d only seen it as a construction site on the far side of the airport from T2 last time I flew anywhere, and that was, ummm….. two and a half years ago?

So I was curious.

Of course, I wasn’t flying anywhere myself, and I didn’t see much sense in seeing what could be done to get me a pass to go through the security check and see the insides of the place- or even find out if such things are available. So my impressions are limited to the front end, the check-in and lobby area on this side of security.

So ten o’clock yesterday morning I jumped on the first bus heading up Xidawang Lu that came along and went to Roubaozi’s hotel. He was just checking out when I arrived. Timed that well. His hotel, the Home Inn at Baiziwan (I think it’s officially the Guomao branch, even though it’s not at Guomao, but a kilometre and a bit southeast of there), is not so convenient for public transport, especially if you’re wanting to get the bus to the airport. The closest airport bus is the Fangzhuang route, whose last stop on the way out is at the China Southern Airlines hotel at Guomao- 200-odd metres south of the intersection on the eastern side of the Third Ring, immediately north of AVIC 1. That would be an easy 20 minute walk from Baiziwan- if it’s not absolutely stinking hot and you don’t have luggage to carry. We’d discussed how to get there, and Roubaozi- it was his trip to the airport, after all, I was only tagging along, so he made the decisions- had settled onto walking up to SOHO, taking the subway down to Guomao, then walking to the airport bus. I warned him it’s absolutely stinking hot outside. Once he’d all checked out and got his stuff sorted, we walked outside, and he said let’s get that taxi, shall we?

The reason I wasn’t so keen on the taxi option is that it’s less than ten minutes, traffic-willing, from Baiziwan to the airport bus. I was fully expecting the driver to refuse us. But no, we had managed to run into a decent bloke who said, sure, hop in. And he didn’t even try to talk us into letting him take us all the way out to the airport. And he dropped us right at the door of the China Southern Airlines hotel. Indeed, Beijing does have good taxi drivers.

Anyways, we got on the bus, and it was a huge relief to get into the cool, aircon’ed interior. But still I made sure we sat on the shady side of the bus.

The ride out to the airport was, of course, mostly the same as it always had been. But then we turned off onto the new highway linking up with T3, and I have to say, that was pretty impressive as far as roads go. And then planes started appearing out of the murk, and then there was some weird sail-like structure shading something- the toll-booth, as it turned out- and then…..

It’s an odd impression, a different kind of impression. T3 looms, but not like those monumental, intimidating edifices along Chang’an Jie. It looms quietly, confidently, crouching out of the fields, like it’s always been there, a part of the landscape as natural as the Jundu mountains to the northwest. And the sweep of the highway up to the terminal, around the carpark, and back out is graceful, elegantly simple. And I love how the carpark roof is planted in grass and shrubs. I was also impressed with the clear, simple separation between the carpark in the centre and the set-down/pick-up stretch along the front of the terminal- although I’m not sure why access to Arrivals had apparently been blocked- to stop people parking on the side of the highway then waiting for a phonecall from the boss saying he’d landed so they can breeze through, picking up the boss as quickly as possible without having to pay for parking, as they’ve been doing for years now? Maybe, but considering the number of cars parked along the side of the highway just outside the toll-gate, it doesn’t seem to be working.

Well, then we got off the bus, Roubaozi grabbed a trolley for the luggage, and we went inside.

WAH!

The place is huge and awesome and exciting! It’s up there with Hong Kong or Singapore in it’s sheer awesomeness! And yet, it didn’t feel huge. You could sense the sheer size of the place, but somehow it felt appropriate, not daunting, not agoraphobic. Actually, it did rather remind me of Hong Kong airport- which is not surprising. They were designed by the same person, were they not?

Well, after a bit of searching of the information screens we found where he had to check in, then found out that he’d have to wait an hour, so we wandered up towards the shops and cafes and restaurants just in from the check-in counters. And there was Lei Cafe right there in front of us. And we got our coffees within about five minutes of sitting down, and they were a bit on the expensive side, but certainly not outrageously so- quite reasonable for an airport, in fact. And the coffees were good- mine had quite some kick to it, in fact, which is the way I like it. And Roubaozi spoke to the waitress in English and I spoke Chinese and there was no trouble at all- she took both orders quicksmart, spoke to me in Chinese as if it were the most natural thing in the world, none of the usual linguistic bullshit one so often has to put up with in places that attract laowai.

Well, an hour passed and we went back to the counter to check in. It seems Roubaozi’s flight was a code-share deal between at least three airlines. Seems we chose the wrong queue. Some petulant Aussie up ahead was getting all upset at only being allowed one bag. Dude, check the rules before you fly and follow them. Saves a lot of hassle. Still, the woman behind the counter dealt with him most professionally, and eventually he stormed off in a huff- presumably to figure out how he was going to get on his flight home. Next up was a courteous older gent with a UK passport and strong Aussie twang. He was through in five minutes. Roubaozi was also processed very quickly and professionally and informed that his was a domestic flight to Shanghai, where he’d pass through immigration, and then on to Sydney. Interesting arrangement, but whatever, she was very clear about this right up front, no surprises, so full marks for that.

Having had a good, strong coffee at midday and it being close to one, I was getting pretty hungry. Burger King. Beijing needs more Burger Kings. The airport is a fair distance to go to get a burger that actually tastes like food.

Then we wandered round for a bit checking the place out. There’s not as much this side of security as I’d first thought, but still, it’s pretty cool, and there’s more than enough places to hang out while you’re waiting to see somebody off. I believe there’s four cafes, including Starbucks, and several restaurants, as well as a few shops. We stopped at the western end of the lobby and watched planes taking off and landing for a bit.

Maybe it’s some weird trick of perspective- the planes, after all, looked kinda small- but I was surprised by just how close the terminal is to the runway. Still, considering there was plenty of room for large planes to drive around and how tiny the various vehicles looked, perspective must’ve been playing games with me.

Then we got one last beer for the summer- one last one for the summer because Roubaozi will be arriving in a southern New Zealand winter about now, and the weather down there has been decidedly chilly recently- at the cafe at the western end of the lobby. But somehow there was a whole in the airconditioning there, and that cafe got to be an uncomfortably warm place to be sitting. Well, we finished our beers and Roubaozi went through security and I went in search of the bus home.

I was surprised to have to go down two floors to get to the ground-level where the buses were, but whatever. Got the ticket, walked outside, and found it much easier than it ever was at T2 to find the appropriate bus. As in every other part of the terminal that I’d seen, the signs were very simple, very clear, and very visible.

And on the way back in to town we passed four trucks bearing four train cars on their way out to the airport. They didn’t look like much all trussed up on the back of a truck, but that’s surely a good sign that the airport subway line is nearing completion.

I guess the only thing, apart from the hole in the airconditioning over that one cafe, that I found odd about T3 was the apparent confusion between domestic and international. They seemed at first to be all mixed up together. Then I realised that there were colour-coded arrows on the ground and signs over the entrances to the respective security checks that made the difference clear enough. Took me a while to figure that out, though, and I’m normally pretty good at navigating new airports and train stations and things like that.

So I have to admit that I only saw the lobby and the check-in process, but Roubaozi has passed through the domestic side of T3 a couple of times now and seems quite happy with it. Still, in the interests of fairness, not everybody is as impressed with T3 as I was.  But I liked what I saw.

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quiet….

Yes, I’ve been kinda quiet the last week or so. Call it an end of semester slump.

Anyway, apart from horrible, thick, murky, humid weather sapping my energy, Roubaozi’s in town, and so we’ve spent a fair bit of time hanging out and catching up… and sorting things out for when he moves here more permanently in August- he needed out of where he was and we need teachers with his skills and experience.

Anyway, one thing he brought with him was a bilingual Chinese-English bible. The English is the New Revised Standard Version, which I’m not so familiar with, but seems ok.  I don’t know anything about Chinese bible translations, but this one is an official Three Self edition.

Both lzh and I are curious about this bible, but for different reasons. I’m curious to see how it was translated into Chinese. To that end, I looked at John 1:1. In the English it says:

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

Fair enough, that’s a pretty standard translation. In Chinese:

太初有道,道与 神同在,道就是 神。

道, huh? Interesting. Although thinking about it, it does seem to fit, perhaps even better than ‘the Word’. I have a French bible somewhere…. must’ve left it up in Yanqing. Can’t remember which version or translation it is, but I do remember that in John 1:1 it uses “la Parole” for the English “the Word”, which, from what I remember, is a better rendition of the original Greek “logos” (corrections are most welcome).  ‘Parole’ refers specifically to the spoken word. It only refers to written words when they’re the lyrics of songs or poems written down.

Anyway, it’s far too early in the morning for such musings- and even if it were an appropriate time, I had sufficient Longjing in me, and I was breakfasted, I just don’t know enough about the various issues involved to make any intelligent comments.

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hybrid taxi

Yesterday at lunchtime and then later in the afternoon sitting in the lobby of the Baiziwan Home Inn I saw a Chery hybrid taxi. I’ve never seen any Chery being used as a taxi before, nor have I seen a hybrid taxi before, but there it was, one of Chery’s larger cars, I’m not sure which model exactly, but about the same size as an Elantra or Jetta, all done up in Beijing taxi colours, doing taxi-like stuff, with the words… umm, can’t remember what it said exactly, but on the rear passenger door were words to the effect of “hybrid taxi” in both English and Chinese.

I know, hybrids are far from perfect. They do still burn petrol- or some kind of hydrocarbon, at least- and their battery packs need to be disposed of, but if they really do cut down on the amount of fuel burnt then we should get more of them on the roads. Now just think how much better Beijing’s air would be if all the taxis were hybrids…..

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done

Finished for the semester, I hope. I believe all the loose ends are tidied up. There’s still a chance for something to go wrong, of course, but so far….

Now I can finally relax and settle into the summer. That’ll mean being called into the office for odd jobs, but otherwise I’ll have enough time to break open those cool new HSK books and get back into the study.

Looking forward to it, but right now I’m in that end-of-semester slump.

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just about done….

Just about done for the semester, and I’m feeling braindead.

Finally finished all the marking, the grade sheet is all filled out, just got to submit it. So, hopefully tomorrow morning I’ll just need to sort out a few of the final details, then I’m free for the summer.

It will feel good.

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shocked

I’m a little annoyed with the timing of exams, because I really want to read the NZ Bioethics Council’s report that came out in favour of allowing parents to choose the gender of their babies, ‘cos I think that’s a really stupid decision but I don’t trust the NZ Herald to give anything close to a full accounting of the story, but….

Ah well, here’s Arctosia’s response, and he says it very well. And I must thank Arctosia for pointing me in the direction of that report, too. Anyway, go read his post on the issue. I’ll get back to it once I’ve got that huge pile of marking out of the way.

Now to drag my lazy arse back over to the office on a hot, sunny Saturday afternoon…..

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mudstorm?

So who woulda thunk that, after two days of constantly increasing turgid humidity, walking outside at half past seven this evening, without even the slightest change in the weather besides a couple of breaths of a very slight breeze just as we were heading out, stepping outside would’ve felt like walking into a sandstorm?

But that’s what it was, and I can’t figure out where all the floating dust was coming from, because there certainly wasn’t enough wind for that. And that was accompanied by an increasing threat of a decent Beijing summer rainstorm- but I didn’t think that would hit us, at most we’d just be sideswiped, as happens all too often. The darker patches of that turgid grey humid overcast were out to the northeast of us and the first flash of lightning came as we stepped out the gate and that was a good dozen kilometres to the east.

We got down to the T-intersection with Songyu Beilu, only 50-odd metres from the gate, and lzh decided we shouldn’t go to the big Jingkelong down the road with what looked like a kick-arse huge storm about to hit. Fine by me, all I wanted needed was to stretch my legs for a bit, having given up the prime opportunity this afternoon because I was so buggered from having spent so many more hours than should’ve been necessary in the Entry-Exit Bureau sorting out what my residence permit was supposed to have cost. When I suggested we go for a walk, that really was all I meant, and I was really hoping (knowing full well such hope was beyond vain) that she wouldn’t suggest something involving perhaps even just window shopping. Really, just a walk. Well, a few raindrops did fall as we walked down to and around the corner.

lzh suggested we stop by the market and buy some fruit. Fair enough, that’s shopping I can handle. Market was closed, it being about half past seven. Alright, up the alley that serves both the apartment complex and the slum over our back fence, that takes us past a smaller Jingkelong- really just a convenience store edition of the chain- and a market, hooking up with the alley that runs along the north side of our estate from Xidawang Lu to Wusheng Lu. Market there is closed, too. Oh well, might as well see what the small Jingkelong has. So lzh loaded up on snacks (no fruit, though) and I took the opportunity to grab a few cans of the super-cheap but surprisingly tasty (really!) and low-formaldehyde (REALLY!!) Yanjing brew they have there.

We paid, we walked outside, I was proved wrong. The storm had hit. Not directly, quite, it was the edge of the storm, just a bit of light rain, enough to turn that airborne sand into hairborne mud, but not much more. But by the time we’d walked down the alley, around onto Xidawang Lu and into the big gate of our compound, the rain had gotten big.

And now, a mere twenty minutes later, it seems to have stopped already.

Seems we copped the edge-and-a-bit of the storm.

Ah well, I needed the exercise, and it’s always fun to run home in the rain.

And we have one more cloth shopping bag. Honestly, it took us at least two weeks from the ban on free plastic bags to get around to buying a cloth shopping bag. We now have three: One each of the two sizes being sold at that little Jingkelong we stopped in tonight, and one brand-free but flourescent lime green small one from the Shouhang at Songyu Nanli. We’re now set up for plastic-minimal shopping, and it feels good (because those bags are so damn convenient for so many other things, too!). It just remains to be seen what happens when we run out of bags to put rubbish in.

Still, woulda been nice if the storm had hit us head on. It’s been precisely the kind of weather that desperately cries out for a good, hard storm to clear the air out- and follow that up with a good, strong breeze to keep the air cleared. But no, looks like we’re in for more of this humidity tomorrow.

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