noise

Is that a two-stroke dirt bike or a chainsaw I can hear outside? Well, considering both are noisy, smelly, polluting irritants, I suspect the only difference between the two is that a chainsaw is marginally less comfortable to ride.

bollocks

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wangbo

wangbo

A Kiwi teaching English to oil workers in Beijing, studying Chinese in my spare time, married to a beautiful Beijing lass, consuming vast quantities of green tea (usually Xihu Longjing/西湖龙井, if that means anything to you), eating good food (except for when I cook), missing good Kiwi ale, breathing smog, generally living as best I can outside Godzone and having a good time of it.

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